February 2012
203 posts
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi i don't like you
My mum used to say to me ‘You can’t have fun all the time’ and I used to say...
– Kate Moss (via cummdesgarcons)
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Razors pain you, Rivers run damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns...
– Girl, Interrupted (via dumpster-babies)